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Day spa · Quiet by design

Three hours where nobody needs you.

Mistglen is a small spa built around one idea: true quiet. Eight guests at a time, phones sleeping in cedar lockers, and therapists who ask exactly one question before going silent — pressure?

Massages from $115 · Facials from $125 · The Half-Day Ritual $265 · Sauna & soak included with any service

Reserve a VisitSee Rituals

Arrive 45 minutes early — the sauna, plunge, and tea room are part of every booking, not an upsell.

Rituals

Choose the length of your silence.

75 minutes

The Reset

Full-body massage at your pressure — Swedish through deep tissue, decided by your body, not the menu. Sauna and soak before, tea after.

$115
90 minutes

The Restore

Facial mapped to your actual skin (after a real consultation), with scalp and hand massage while masks do their quiet work.

$125
3 hours

The Half-Day Ritual

Sauna, cold plunge, 90-minute massage, facial, and lunch in the garden room. The one people book after the year they've had.

$265

Gift cards never expire — and we quietly waive the difference when prices rise.

Your visit

How three hours disappear.

arrival

Cedar & silence

Phone into the cedar locker, robe on, world off. The lounge has tea and no televisions.

before

Heat & cold

Sauna, cold plunge, repeat. Included with everything — this is half the medicine.

during

One question

"Pressure?" Then quiet, unless you'd rather talk. Your therapist follows your lead entirely.

after

The slow exit

Tea, the garden room, and no one hurrying you out. Leave when you're ready to be a person again.

"I fell asleep in the tea room after my massage and nobody woke me. That's the review. That's the whole review."

Half-Day Ritual guest · ★★★★★
Quiet answers

Before you reserve

I've never been to a spa. What do I actually do?

Arrive 45 early, trade your phone for a robe, and follow the printed card in your locker — sauna, plunge, lounge, treatment. Staff guide you at every step, and first-timers are our favorite converts.

Do I have to make conversation during the massage?

No — and we're built for that. Your therapist asks about pressure and injuries, then goes quiet unless you start talking. Introverts book us at a suspicious rate.

What about tipping?

Included in every price. The number on the menu is the number you pay — nobody hovers at checkout doing gratuity math at your most relaxed moment.

Can I book for two?

Yes — side-by-side massages and a shared garden lunch on the Half-Day. Book a week out for weekends; the eight-guest cap is real and we keep it.

The funnel behind the site

How Mistglen sells silence in a loud market.

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"Nobody woke her in the tea room."

Eight guests at a time, phones in cedar, tips included. The Half-Day Ritual, $265.

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Day Spa — Sauna & Plunge Included

Massages from $115, gratuity included, quiet by design. Reserve online.

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The gift that never expires. Literally.

Mistglen gift cards hold their value forever — we cover price increases.

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Eight guests at a time · reserve ahead

Reserve the quiet. We'll hold it for you.

Gratuity included · sauna & plunge with every booking · weekends book a week out.

Reserve a Visit

Gift cards never expire — the difference is on us